We’ve spent the last two months doing all those things we love but can’t find time for along the academic year, like spending lots of time with family and friends, staying late at nights and getting up very late in the mornings, travelling…and now, we’re back to school!!! Hard as it might seem, children show a great capability when it comes to adapting to new situations. So, instead of feeling sad or complaining about everything all the time, these days they’ve been excited about meeting their new classmates and teachers, receiving their new books and materials, etc… We’ve even had time to put into practice their creativity by making them invent jokes related to school. Here are some of the best, have fun!
Q. Why is the school orchestra so smelly? A. Because it has a large wind section!
Q. History teacher: Which warriors were always glad to see you? A. Pupil: the glad-iators!
Q. What’s a maths teacher’s favourite meal? A. Take-aways!
Q. What do you call a teacher with headphones on? A. Anything you like, she can’t hear you!
Q. Why is a maths book always unhappy? A. Because it always has lots of problems!
Q. What do you get if you cross vegetables with a necklace? A. A food chain!
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